Mostly fandom and humorous tidbits. I have a fondness for history and art so those topics may pop up frequently

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

tamorapierce:

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

I’m singin in the rain/Just singin in the rain/what a glorious feeling/I’m happy again

tamorapierce:

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

I’m singin in the rain/Just singin in the rain/what a glorious feeling/I’m happy again

(Source: addedias)

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

toothlessrebel:

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

fuCK

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

captaintinyass:

Visited today a brilliant “Van Gogh Alive” exhibition.

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

(Source: hmspoofta)

  • Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

queerbaitingforgodot:

sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there