Mostly fandom and humorous tidbits. I have a fondness for history and art so those topics may pop up frequently

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist)

deanpendragon:

twilightsaphir:

Based off this post because the idea made me laugh and because I can.

#THE FIRST PANEL THO #THAT’S IT THAT’S THE SHOW

I suppose this used to happen quite often

  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

grumpyfaceurn:

tarainunderland:

The worst thing about musicals is not being able to choose who you want to sing along with.

Do I sing along with Gabe or his dad?

Do I sing Roger or Mark?

Am I a Raoul or a Phantom today?

IT IS EITHER VALJEAN OR JAVERT

(Source: ohsplendidlife)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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kiriamaya:

ineedtothinkofatitle:

dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.

THANK YOU

colinmorgasms:

JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER

"there is nothing straight about your destiny, young warlock"

preheatedmemory:

Oh god I’m the gay cousin