Mostly fandom and humorous tidbits. I have a fondness for history and art so those topics may pop up frequently
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
- James: Lily?
- Lily: Mmmm
- James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.
JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
"there is nothing straight about your destiny, young warlock"